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  1. #1

    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Southern Ontario

    Default Thank you nurse

    A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital,wearing an
    >oxygen mask over
    >his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four
    >surgical procedure.
    >A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge
    >"Nurse", he mumbles from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
    >Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't
    >know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
    >He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
    >Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his
    >she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the
    >She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand
    >and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
    >Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's
    >nothing wrong with them, Sir!!"
    >The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her
    >and says very slowly,
    >"Thank you very much.That was wonderful, but,
    >listen very, very closely......
    > >
    >"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
    I'm not perfect!-FLHT Ron 2010

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    Join Date
    Nov 2006


    Thank you Ron.
    no sir I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying


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