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    The Real Story of The Three Bears


    Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in her little chair at
    the table. She
    looks into her little bowl. It is empty. "Who's been
    eating my porridge?!!"
    she squeaks.



    Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big
    chair. He looks into
    his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating MY
    porridge?!!" he
    roars.



    Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from
    the kitchen and
    yells...
    "How many times do we have to go through this with you
    idiots? It was
    Mummy
    Bear who got up first, it was Mummy Bear who woke
    everyone in the house,
    it was Mummy Bear who made the coffee, it was Mummy Bear
    who unloaded the
    dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it
    was Mummy Bear who
    went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
    newspaper, it was Mummy
    Bear who set the damn table, it was Mummy Bear who put
    the friggin' cat
    out,
    cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water and
    food dish, and now
    that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses
    downstairs and grace
    Mummy
    Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good,
    cause I'm only gonna
    say this one more time..........



    I HAVEN'T MADE THE F#%*ING PORRIDGE YET!!!!"
    I'm not perfect!-FLHT Ron 2010

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    no sir I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying

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