The Real Story Of The Three Bears
The Real Story of The Three Bears
Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in her little chair at
the table. She
looks into her little bowl. It is empty. "Who's been
eating my porridge?!!"
she squeaks.
Daddy Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big
chair. He looks into
his big bowl and it is also empty. "Who's been eating MY
porridge?!!" he
roars.
Mummy Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from
the kitchen and
yells...
"How many times do we have to go through this with you
idiots? It was
Mummy
Bear who got up first, it was Mummy Bear who woke
everyone in the house,
it was Mummy Bear who made the coffee, it was Mummy Bear
who unloaded the
dishwasher from last night, and put everything away, it
was Mummy Bear who
went out in the cold early morning air to fetch the
newspaper, it was Mummy
Bear who set the damn table, it was Mummy Bear who put
the friggin' cat
out,
cleaned the litter box and filled the cat's water and
food dish, and now
that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses
downstairs and grace
Mummy
Bear's kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good,
cause I'm only gonna
say this one more time..........
I HAVEN'T MADE THE F#%*ING PORRIDGE YET!!!!"
I'm not perfect!-FLHT Ron 2010