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    Nov 2006
    Cambridge, Ontario

    Default New Diet

    I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina
    for my Labrador Retriever and was in line to check out.
    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I
    told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet
    again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended
    up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50
    pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with
    tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both
    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that
    the way that it works is to load your pants pockets
    with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time
    you feel hungry and that the food is nutritionally
    complete so I was going to try it again.
    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the
    line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a
    tall guy behind her.
    Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why
    I was in the hospital. I said no... I'd been sitting in
    the street licking myself and a car hit me.
    You can't fix stupid

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    Nov 2006
    Southern Ontario


    I'm not perfect!-FLHT Ron 2010

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