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Thread: Canadian Christmas

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    Default Canadian Christmas

    A man in Newfoundland calls his son in Calgary two days before Christmas
    and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your
    mother and I are divorcing - forty-five years of misery is enough."

    "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

    "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.
    "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you
    call your sister in Vancouver and tell her."

    Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

    "No way they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this."

    She calls Newfoundland immediately and screams at her father, "You are
    not getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm
    calling my brother back, and we'll both be there by tomorrow. Until
    then, don't do anything. DO YOU HEAR ME?"
    and she hangs up.

    The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says,
    "...it's all set. They're coming for Christmas AND paying their own way."
    You can't fix stupid

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    ALWAYS GO FORWARD NEVER LOOK BACK.

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