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Thread: Girls Night Out

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    Default Girls Night Out

    The other night Holly was invited out for a night with "the girls."

    Holly told her husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

    Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

    Around 3 am., a bit loaded, Holly headed for home. Just as she got
    in the door, the damn cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
    cuckooed 3 times.

    Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, Holly cuckooed another 9 times. She was really proud of herself for coming up
    with such a quick-witted solution (even when totally smashed), in order to
    escape a possible conflict with him.

    The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, and she told him Midnight". He didn't seem ****** off at all.

    Whew! Got away with that one!

    Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

    When Holly asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock
    cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh sh*t.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
    it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
    then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
    I'm not perfect!-FLHT Ron 2010

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    i don't have a husband any more

    Holly
    no sir I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying

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