>A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be
>confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
>
>"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes
>of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in
>high-powered vacuum cleaners."
>
>"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!", "I'm broke!"
>and she proceeded to close the door.
>
>Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed
>wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "N ot until you have at least
>seen my demonstration."
>
>And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure on to her hallway
>carpet.
>
>"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure
>from your carpet, Madam, I wi ll personally eat the remainder.
>
>The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good
>appetite, because they cut off my electricity this mo rning."