Bubba and Leroy were out on the golf course, following a foursome of business men one Saturday

They were doing pretty good that day but kept noticing the foursome were watching them play.

Finally one of the "suit types came over"

"look" he says, "we play every Saturday at 9:30 and one of us is going away for a month on a trip. Would one of you like to join us next Saturday?"

Bubba agreed to meet them. The "suit type" made sure again he knew 9:30 Saturday.

Bubba says......." I'll be there, but I might be 10 minutes late, wait for me"

Saturday comes, Bubba's on time, they play a full 18 and Bubba plays left handed.

"Next week, same time, BUBBA?"

He says... "I'll be there, but I might be 10 minutes late, wait for me!"

Saturday arrives, Bubba's on time, plays right handed and beats them all.

"Same time next week, Bubba?"

He says...."I'll be there, but I might be 10 minutes late, wait for me!"

The suits start to laff. "what's that all about Bubba? You're here every week on time and you play either handed?"

He says..." Well, Saturday morning I get up at 8:30. my wife is asleep next to me.

If she's sleeping on her left side......I golf left handed.

If she's sleeping on her right side.....I golf right handed.

If she's sleeping on her back......I'm going to be late!!