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    Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

    Don't try them, they really work!!!

    If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic.
    Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your
    throat and presto, the blockage will be almost
    instantly removed.

    Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing
    vegetables by getting someone else to hold
    them while you chop away.

    Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the
    toilet seat by simply using the sink.

    For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut
    yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus
    reducing the pressure in your veins.
    Remember to use a timer.

    A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock,
    will prevent you from rolling over and going back
    to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

    If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of
    laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

    Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a
    hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

    Sometimes, we just need to remember what the
    rules of life really are:

    You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it
    doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it
    shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.


    Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    Never pass up an opportunity to go to the bathroom.

    If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You get
    another chance.

    And finally, be really nice to your family and
    friends; you never know when you might need them
    to empty your bedpan.

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    Good option to explore yourself

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