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    Default God and Adam

    > God Said, "Adam, I Want you to do
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    > Adam said, "Gladly, Lord, what do You want me to do?"
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    > God said, "Go down into that valley."
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    > Adam said, "What's a valley?"
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    > God explained it to him.
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    > Then God said, "Cross the river."
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    > Adam said, "What's a river?" !
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    > God explained that to him, and then said, "Go over to the
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    > Adam said, "What is a hill?"
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    > So, God explained to Adam what a hill was.
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    > He told Adam, "On the other side of the hill you wi ll find a cave"
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    > Adam said, "What's a cave?"
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    > ! After God explained, he said, "In the cave you will find a
    > Woman."
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    > Adam said, "What's a woman?"
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    > So God explained that to him, too.
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    > Then, God said, "I want you to reproduce."
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    > Adam said, " How do I do that?"
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    > God first said (under his breath), "Geez....." !
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    > And then, just like everything else, God explained that to Adam,
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    > So, Adam goes down into the valley, across the river, and over the
    >hill, into the cave, and finds the woman.
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    > Then, in about five minutes, he was back.
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    > God, his patience wearing thin, said angrily, "What is it now?"
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    > And Adam said
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    > "What's a headache?"
    I'm not perfect!-FLHT Ron 2010

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