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Thread: Costume Party

  1. #1

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    Nov 2006

    Default Costume Party

    A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She
    got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
    party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
    argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to
    bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by
    not going. So he took his costume and away he went.
    The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened
    without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go to
    the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her
    costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching
    her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.

    She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
    around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he
    could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss
    there. His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive
    babe herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted
    his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

    She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was
    her husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her
    ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and
    had a little bang.

    Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went
    home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering
    what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.

    She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what
    kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You
    know I never have a good time when you're not there."

    Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"

    He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance.
    When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other
    guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening.
    But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to sure had
    a real good time!"

  2. #2

    Join Date
    Nov 2006


    no sir I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying


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