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    Default The Bacon Tree

    An old one, but . . .
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    >> The Bacon Tree
    >> Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
    >> > death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the
    >> > inevitable, when all of a sudden.......
    >> > "Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon I is sure of eet"
    >> > "Si, Luis eet smells like bacon to meee".
    >> > So, with renewed strength, they struggle up the next sand dune, and
    >> > there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
    >> > There's raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there's fried bacon, back
    >> > bacon, double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat.
    >> > "Pepe, Pepe, we is saved. "Eees a bacon tree".
    >> > "Luis, are you sure ees not a meerage? We ees in the Desert don't
    >> > forget"
    >> > "Pepe when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smeell like
    >> > bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree".
    >> > And with that ...Luis Races towards the tree. he gets to within 5
    >> > metres, Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine
    >> > gun opens up,and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is
    >> > mortally wounded but, true friend that he is, he
    >> > manages to warn Pepe with his dying breath.
    >> > "Pepe...go back man,you was right ees not a bacon tree"
    >> > "Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees it?
    >> > "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree...
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    >> >>> Eees .. a Ham Bush
    I'm not perfect!-FLHT Ron 2010

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    no sir I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying

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