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Thread: The Tiny Piano Player

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    Default The Tiny Piano Player

    A man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag
    >on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag.
    >The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot
    high
    >and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out
    a
    >small piano, setting it on the counter as well. He reaches into the bag
    once
    >again and pulls out a tiny piano bench, which he places in front of the
    piano.
    >
    >The little man sits down at the piano and starts playing a beautiful piece
    >by Mozart! "Where on earth did you get that?" says the bartender.
    >
    >The man responds by reaching into the paper bag. This time he pulls out
    a
    >magic lamp. He hands it to the bartender and says: "Here. Rub it."
    >So the bartender rubs the lamp, and suddenly there's a gust of smoke and
    >a beautiful genie is standing before him. "I will grant you one wish. Just
    >one wish each person is only allowed one!"
    >The bartender gets real excited. Without hesitating he says, "I want a
    >million
    >bucks!" A few moments later, a duck walks into the bar. It is soon followed
    >by another duck, then another. pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with
    >ducks and they keep coming!
    >
    >The bartender turns to the man and says, "Y'know, I think your genie's a
    >little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks."
    >"Tell me about it!!" says the man, "do you really think I asked for a 12
    >inch pianist!
    I'm not perfect!-FLHT Ron 2010

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    no sir I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying

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    No offence intended BW!!


    Ron
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    Now that was really funny Ron.

    Holly
    no sir I wasn't speeding, I was qualifying

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    good one ron

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